I DIDN’T MEAN IT
why is frozen still relevant i’m so tired of hearing about it lets talk about wreck it ralph instead which was better in every way
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. ‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
Skyler is brilliant
star trek is literally every text post ever made on this website
The Office Meme:  ships
1. Kelly & Ryan
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts….
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.