Just to clarify
WHEN I WENT TO TAKE THIS I WAS LIKE “CAN I PROPOSE TO ANDY” AND HE WAS LIKE “SURE” HE GAVE ME HIS HANDS AND HE WAS LIKE “WHICH HAND DO YOU WANT?” AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS LIKE “EVERYBODY WANTS TO MARRY ANDY” IT WAS SO CUTE THEY ALL GOT SO INTO IT IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT I LOVE FALL OUT BOY
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
mothervvell: Man crush Monday? After m&g, Patrick and the rest of the band walked past us and were headed to the stage, when some girl said something extremely disrespectful to Pete. Patrick immediately turned around and sternly but respectfully put her in her place. Mad respect for this dude. Such a great human and talented individual. #patrickstump #falloutboy
reblogging again bc this is what the fan said:
If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.
i made a video of me playing the ocarina that i bought yesterday and its very silly
"goodnight" patrick whispers as he tucks his fedora into bed
a history of brendon being a bad liar about ryden
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this